* Idlewild
chubbs & I are so damn trendy
it hurts
it hurts

want shades as hot & huge as ours?
try imax
that place has taught me,
that no matter how BIG a screen is
it can't keep you awake
it's johnny depp's sexy smooth, deep voice
as well as soothing ocean waves
... Zzzz
things I've learnt from that trashy mX today:
- a serial killer had a toaster & TV (what an OUTRAGE) & is getting them removed
- a Chinese woman accidentally killed her husband with a sword
because she was an experienced swordswoman,
who "had often forced her husband of three years at swordpoint to carry out her demands"
(smart woman lol)
but when he wouldn't make her dinner, she went a bit too far & stabbed him
(solly hunni)
- we are all thinner than we believe (yeaa the 100 women & 80 men they tested means it just can't be wrong)
- there was street chaos in a busy English town centre yesterday as a mystery man shouted "Who wants free money?" and started chucking up to $50 000 in banknotes into the air
( o m g a w d. )
- "the average man has 30 000 hairs on his face that, left unshaved, could grow to a length of 9m" (that's hot)
- a dog who liked doughnuts set a house on fire when it flipped on a burner while jumping up for some (Mmm..)
- people can't stop bitching about the same CityRail complaints over & over again
- mamma mia, owen injured ...oh poor england. no world cuppie for you!
hm
wearing a skirt out on a rainy night
&
splashing in puddles
is
pure ecstasy
=)
(not)
WANTED:
more time
esp. for movies
tomorrow, the parra greater union will finally be OPEN!
gmax me please ;)
xo
anna



1 Comments:
ANNA!!!!! u r hilarious. please bump into me again sometime, i miss you! <3
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