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KANYE WEST
A man of distinct talents
A man whose ego is bigger than his pay check
A man who spits rhymes with wit, not grit
A man whose mainstream hits you should ignore
A man you should listen to after I thought up this much to say already
…I like his hair (Creepy, but funky is in)
Anyway
Today was another school day
argued with mum and came to school late for English (as per usual)
Deutsch war langweilig
andd before you wet your pants in excitement…
I’m gonna drop BIO!
(sorryy jumbo)
went to canty’s office just to talk about dropping subjects and it somehow ended up being a period-long convo about YAA, scholarships, staying healthy, future careers, business, inspirational talks, charity, careers, YAA… oh and BIO =)
a few things about today:
json sucks
jumbo can be very very deep
riku should (sometimes) shut his hole
chubbs sucks
people who stare on trains are just not on
people who wank on trains are just not on
people who stare and wank on trains are just NOT ON
a few things about tomorrow:
will bring my dig cam and capture moments like Kodak tells us to
oh btw,
HAPPY HALLOWEEEEN
You wanna hear some scary stories?
I bet you do
I’m brimming with them
Why?
Cos i’ve heard “true” stories from family, family friends and have just heard so many different ones from everywhere
First of all, Korean ghosts.
They’re scary.
They’re mostly female, long-haired, floating a metre above the ground wearing a long white robe types – like the Ring girl – cept scarier cos they have blood dripping from their black eyes/mouths
Scared, yet?
Okay =)
I have a few random stories, but ones that stand out are the ones that my Korean relatives tell me… about the times when they lived in the country side and had to walk through mountain paths late at night in pitch darkness to get home. The mountain ghosts, that follow you and if you slow down they'll eaatt youurr soouull or something sound damn freaky. And the ones that fly by and chase your bus if your the last on it late at night...
I could go on, but one i remember most of all is one my dad told me that’s spposed to be true (but I found it funny rofl), from when he was about ten years old…
He went to watch a movie with his family.
During the movie he had to chuck a shyt so he went to the toilets.
No one else was in there.
Now these toilets were the asian kind where you have to squat – awkward and uncomfortable. (and downright foul)
So there he was…
Minding his own business.
When the lights started flickering.
The lighting inside these toilets just happened to be an eerie red, which didn’t make it any better.
He froze…
Was that a whisper he just heard?
Ignoring it, he continued.
...
But then he heard the footsteps.
He could’ve just passed it off as any other person,
but then again…
He didn’t recall hearing anyone come inside.
They came closer.
They’d take a step…
Then he’d hear a creepy scraping sound
as though
they were dragging their foot behind them.
He was pissing his pants.
(Literally, duh)
At this point he’d stopped mid-shyt.
The footsteps were right outside his cubicle.
And there was a low moaning of
Sal ah jo…
Sal ah jo…
(Save me, save me)
He JUMPED UP and pulled up his pants
And just before he squeezed his eyes shut and BOLTED outta there
He looked into the toilet…
Only to see an arm protruding from below,
waving around
and grabbing at the air
…He ran out and told his family
Who went and talked to the manager of the cinemas
Apparently when constructing the place, a builder had fallen somewhere and gotten trapped in the rubble. They heard him calling, but were never able to find him.
soo…
HAPPY HALLOWEEEENN!
And if Lauza from primary school who lives up in Brissie sees this…
HAPPY 17TH BIRTHDAY
Miss you :(
If you wanna hear other dodgy ghost stories, or have some of your own… let me know lol
y’ll sleep sound tonight ;D
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